I've always said it would never happen

It ranked up there in liklihood with hell freezing over and me actually becoming Wonder Woman - which is to say:  not bloody likely. Highly improbable.  Overwhelming odds against. If you'd made a bet against this you'd have been more right than wrong.

I'm going back to school. There I said it. It's public.  I am doing something that, for a decade, I swore I would never do. I was done with my education and that was that. I had clapped the dust from my hands and walked away from even the remotest consideration of ever going back. And yet, here I am. A few short months from my first class in ten years. 

It makes me queasy to consider.