I'm not lying when I say I feel sorry for her. I do feel sorry for her. I'm also just a little afraid of her. And it's for all the same reasons.

She is, what can only be called, pathetisad. She wants so desperately to have Matt's attention that she'll humiliate herself. This is what also makes her frightening. This willingness to throw herself under the bus must also mean that she's willing to throw just about anyone else under the bus as well.

She's Stacy from the Wayne's World movie.