Thames Cut His Hair (And We Care)

We all know them. Those idiots we went to high school with, who, 15 years later, still seem like teenagers - in the worst way. Well, one of mine went as far as to post a bulletin on myspace to let everyone know that he was cutting his hair. In case someone was really attached to his mane. But he assures us that it's all for a good cause: Locks of Love. Well thank god for that. If he were just cutting it to look less like an asshole, I'd have been upset.